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Joke of the Day

"So I was catching up with Pacquiao and Mayweather the other day.. Mayweather turns to me and says ""Boxer? I barely know her!"""

"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"

"Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !"

"What do you call five black people having sex? a threesome"

"Rick Astley will let you borrow of all of his Pixar movies except for one. He's never gonna give you Up"

"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."

"So a finch asks his mother... ""Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"" She replies, ""Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."""

"Dear Apple: When I want to say ""fuck"" & ""shit"" I don't want to say ""duck"" & ""shot"". So duck the iPhone! Oh, shot!"

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p"

"I'm getting so pissed off with my new psychiatrist. I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money."