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Joke of the Day

"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."

"What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda? A Coke-o-nut."

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet."

"What's the best thing about North Korea? The traffic."

"I just saw an Asian chick with big boobs and a booty. I took a pic so if any of you have Mythbuster's email hit me up."

"Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head"

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"What is the similarity between an airplane and a woman? The cockpit"

"I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful (NAME) is. I'd like to but..."

"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."