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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward."
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"Thanks Grandpa My grandfather always said, 'Don't watch your money; watch your health.' So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."
"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."
"I got my first kiss from a girl today.... It was milk chocolate."
"I just spent 38 minutes on the phone w my mother. And she couldn't tell I was drinking. I'm worried about her, now."
"Life is all about perspective... The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."
"Dad jokes are real.... What do you call a Cow with no legs? ""Ground Beef"""
"How can you get a cannibal to go away? Give him the finger."
"Amazing scenes in rural US as Trump supporters are seen high-sixing each other."