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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross."

"[quickly jumps into the back of a cab] ME: How far will this get me? *i hand the driver 14 peanut m&ms with the chocolate sucked off*"

"Why was the Astronaut cold? He forgot to bring a space heater."

"[mall food court] Me: *stomach rumbling* OMG not now Brain: Too bad you hate using public washrooms My White Undies: Sweet baby jesus no"

"When you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. Same can be said for the phrase ""explosive diarrhea""."

"What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine? A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS"

"How is a fish like a bicycle? Neither one knows how to whistle!"

"What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake? This is all your fault!"

"Pedophiles like their wine like they like their girls 9 years old and locked up in the basement"

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"