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Joke of the Day
"What did the ocean said to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."
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"What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? It's rear end!"
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"My wife freaks out if any of my sperm gets on her face or hair or sister."
"So glad guys with twirly mustaches don't tie up girls to railroad tracks anymore."
"BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here. OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that. BIDEN: Punch him round the back. OBAMA: Joe. BIDEN: Kick, then."
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"Every time a famous music composer dies... ... he starts decomposing."
"There's no wrong answer until you answer differently than me."
"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a potato."