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Joke of the Day

"Why was the horse farmer arrested? He was raising a colt."

"What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and rape? I can't remember."

"I thought I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda yesterday.... It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."

"There are so many obnoxious people in the world, but do you know who really drives me to drink? Designated Drivers."

"Hello, you're through to Sea World Your call may be used for training Porpoises."

"Confucius say If you poop on a leave, you will have shitty thyme"

"What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter!"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm...? (Rated G) Look for fresh prints..."

"So I hear Trump wants to ban shredded cheese. Says he's going to make America grate again."

"Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes."