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Joke of the Day

"I thought I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda yesterday.... It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."

"A man purchases a kitten, which he's having trouble house breaking. What does his friend say when he comes to visit? Your house is quite the cat-ass-trophy."

"Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave."

"The bra my boyfriend gave me is really uncomfortable. Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest."

"""I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy"" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation."

"Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack."

"What do you call a computerized rock band? ASCII/DSCII"

"why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee? Dinosaurs are extinct"

"What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe"

"My cell phone is so nervous whenever I go to the countryside... ...it's constantly on EDGE."