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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and rape? I can't remember."
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"A new scientific study regarding pizza determines who is most susceptible to burns. Turns out it is the Hipsters because they eat it before it's cool."
"Want to hear a joke? Bacontaco"
"I've just started an online dating site for Siamese twins. It's called Connect 4."
"[Classroom in 2064] Student: So how did the war start? Teacher: Well you see, Seth Rogen and James Franco made a movie.."
"I Love You!! Is that you or your beer talking? Thats me.. talking to my beer"
"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"
"Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park? He would never leave his woes behind."
"The Bible is Christianity's Terms of Service. Nobody actually reads it, but as long as u agree to everything in it, u can use the Heaven app"
"Sleeping Beauty taught me that: 1. I'm not the laziest girl in the land 2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you."