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Joke of the Day
"Did y'all hear about the circus fire this weekend? Yeah, scary stuff... they say it was intents."
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"How do you call... ...a girl that only dates men who own expensive cars? Porschetitute."
"What would you call it if Hitler was mad? inFUHRERiated."
"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts"
"What is the difference between ""ooo"" and ""aaa""? About three centimeters."
"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone under 30 stole a joke from my generation... Then I would be able to afford to fund the pension that the government stole from me."
"What tick likes to run? Politicks"
"Gender math Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"
"I'd love the chance to relive my life, then I'd know exactly what people to kick in the crotch immediately upon meeting them."
"A person died laughing... This tale is told posthumously."