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Joke of the Day
"Did y'all hear about the circus fire this weekend? Yeah, scary stuff... they say it was intents."
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"Your first car is a lot like anal... ...you don't really want it but your stepdad gives it to you anyway."
"What ever happened to Hitler's family? He Adolf Them..."
"Unwritten rule: if you find an unconscious security guard you have to drag him to a supply closet and change into his uniform."
"A pine tree planted in 2004 in memory of former Beatle George Harrison in a Los Angeles park has died after being infested by beetles."
"Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys? Toys arrrrrr Us."
"you know the joke of the pearldiver? blub blub gone he is"
"'NO NO NO NO NO NO' - My brain, every time words start coming out of my mouth."
"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."
"I feel like Trump and Hillary are two divorced parents fighting over custody of us but we kinda just wanna go live with grandma."