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Joke of the Day
"So I hear Trump wants to ban shredded cheese. Says he's going to make America grate again."
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"What smells better than it taste? A nose"
"I wanted a cat but the wife wanted a dog ... so we compromised and got a dog"
"A recent study shows 50% of people think that people who can't spell are idiots .. The other 50% said ""that's ridiclious!"""
"Keep a baby with you at all times in case you need to throw it at someone who tries to arrest you."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"So a Michigander, a masochist, and football fan walk into a store. He asks the cashier, ""Where's the Lion's jerseys?"""
"A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. No he didn't."
"It's never EVER a good idea to fart during a 69. That's how they found me underneath their bed."
"What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!"