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Joke of the Day
"Hello, you're through to Sea World Your call may be used for training Porpoises."
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"Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy."
"My girlfriend nicknamed me after a piece of classical music She calls me Canon in D Major"
"Life is like a penis Freely Hanging and Relaxing, it's woman who make it harder"
"Mortgage Dream The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one."
"I think that the NSA is after me Because I'm Snowden after this blizzard"
"If I was an origami penguin, where would I hide?"
"A man turns to another and says: ""sitting here is almost as bad as being drunk"" the second man, confused, asks ""How bad can being drunk be?"" the first responds, ""Try asking a glass of water"""
"TIL chimneys can be used as conjunctions They may introduce a clause"
"If there was an award for laziness... I'd make someone go get it for me."