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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"
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"in the darkest corner of my room, dick cheney sits brooding, waiting til i fall asleep. or it's a lampshade. kinda dark and i'm nearsighted."
"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision. Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?"
"What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? Decom-pose."
"What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development? Polaroid Integral Film and Babies"
"What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin"
"Whats the difference between congress and parliament? Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day."
"I just ate a frozen apple! Hardcore."
"Pickachu I think cops should yell ""PICKACHUUUUUUUU!"" before they taze someone."
"What's the difference between a regular horse and a police horse? A police horse has an extra asshole on top."