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Joke of the Day

"What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development? Polaroid Integral Film and Babies"

"What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show? A roll model"

"But how come Tarzan didn't have a beard?"

"9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you."

"What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'"

"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."

"Caitlyn Jenner has been charged with manslaughter... Bruce is dead."

"What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words? Missed."

"Bought a 2nd cell phone to leave on the coffee table as a decoy when I go tweet in the bathroom."

"Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church? He wanted to speak in tungsten."