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Joke of the Day
"What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? Decom-pose."
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"Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, you go get it"
"Nice guys finish last. But thats because practice makes perfect."
"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"
"I ate a pizza. just kidding lol"
"What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I actually give a shit when my computer crashes."
"A joke my dad said about black people! I said, Dad do you like black people? He says, ""Yeah! I think everyone should have one or two!"""
"[revenge plan] *invent miniaturisation machine. *shrink to tiny size. *crawl all over sleeping spider's face."
"TIL the British used U-boats Whoops, wrong sub"