127609
Joke of the Day
"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision. Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?"
Next Joke
"Meet my good friend 50 Cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 Pounds"
"Girl: do you have a condom? Me: c'mon what's the worst that could happen *hears a knock on the door 4: daddy I think I started a fire"
"Started a Christian acoustic band the other day... We call ourselves ""Gsus""."
"There is always that one person you want to punch for no reason every-time you see them."
"Cinco de Mayo is when all the single white women in your office go out for margaritas after work and loudly call each other ""hooker."""
"LPT - If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of uncooked rice overnight. The rice will attract Asian people who will then fix your phone. Tried, tested, true"
"Jazz is in my blood You could say I've got deep vein trombonses."
"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."
"You know what they call alternative facts that are true? Facts."