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Joke of the Day
"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision. Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?"
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"After the delicious brownies have all been consumed following my funeral, a video of me will inform everyone that they just ate my ashes."
"Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver"
"95% of the men's fashion budget on 'American Idol' goes to leather cuff bracelets and wallet chains."
"My pants are so tight I'm legitimately afraid they won't fit if I miss a day of shaving my legs."
"Does England have a fourth of July? Of Course they do, they just don't celebrate it!"
"Hey, Facebook. Dead people can't read your RIP shoutouts, because death."
"My friend is so rich He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician"
"Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop? He's just looking for a pack."
"I got Mood Poisoning. Must have been something I hate."