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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between congress and parliament? Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day."

"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a pizza? I don't peel the crust off of a pizza before I eat it"

"Let's try something different: How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet? Has that been tried yet?"

"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules? 2 na"

"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?"

"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is."

"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high... She seemed surprised."

"Losing weight is not working for me, so I'm concentrating on getting taller."