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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between congress and parliament? Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day."

"I have to take a Viagra when I take an Ambien. It keeps me from rolling off the bed."

"A man walks into a bar His alcoholism is tearing his family apart"

"Why did the dad make the joke? For the pun of it."

"What did the spaceman see in his frying pan? An unidentified frying object."

"What do you get when you finger a gypsy on her period? Your palm red for free"

"Everyone was texting her good morning sunshine, so I texted her ""good morning solar eclipse"" Yeah, don't do that."

"What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!"

"There's something missing... Girl : Can you listen to me ? Boy : what ? Girl : I like you okay , And I feel there's something missing in my hart . Boy : I think it's an E"

"Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !"