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Joke of the Day

"Pickachu I think cops should yell ""PICKACHUUUUUUUU!"" before they taze someone."

"364 days until Halloween and people already have their decorations up."

"What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room? A full set of teeth"

"What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory? Two test tickles"

"There are a lot of deadbeat dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."

"The worst part about being narcoleptic is that you constantly get interru"

"how many kids with A.D.D does it take to screw in a light bulb? let's go ride bikes."

"Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell ""Kobe!"" But then, my friend follows up by yelling ""Jack!"" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy."

"what do u call a turtle running on a 9V rechargeable battery? Dura-Shell"

"My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily"