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Joke of the Day
"What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin"
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"Customer: ""I'm running Windows '95."" Tech: ""Yes."" Customer: ""My computer isn't working now."" Tech: ""Yes you said that."""
"15000 CCTV Cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama's visit just because he is black it does not mean that he will steal anything. bloody racists !"
"which place has more smoke in the air Mordor or The Shire."
"Which dog can tell time? A watchdog."
"All my potato stored... in /r/LatviaPotatoStore."
"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something"
"We're making self portrait masks in art class. I think I'll get an A+. I could just be getting ahead of myself."
"What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist? A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves."
"(pretend he's alive for this joke) Michael Jackson can find the hospital easily He always nose where to go"