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Joke of the Day

"A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... Some body was in a rush."

"Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!"

"Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Boy: ""Isn't the principal a dummy!"" Girl: ""Say, do you know who I am?"" Boy: ""No."" Girl: ""I'm the principal's daughter."" Boy: ""And do you know who I am?"" Girl: ""No,"" Boy: ""Thank god!"""

"Facebook: the only book teens read these days."

"statistics show that 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big boobs. the statistics also show that the 10th man prefers the other 9"

"doc: how is your headache? she: he is doing fine."

"Hey, baby, I wish you were my definite integral so you'd be the thing underneath me."

"Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!"

"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."