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Joke of the Day

"statistics show that 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big boobs. the statistics also show that the 10th man prefers the other 9"

"*quits Twitter to spend time with family* *remembers what family is like* *quits family for Twitter*"

"I was going to buy a drawbridge But apparently they're let downs."

"What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said ""I'll mullet over"""

"Hunters Two hunters are in the woods. One passes out, so the other calls 911. ""How may we assist you?"" ""I think my friend is dead."" ""Make sure he's dead."" *Bang* ""Done."""

"I had some food stuck in my teeth and now I'm an international beatboxing champion."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume ? Because they are ugly and they stink !"

"A muslim walks into a bar No one survived the blast."

"*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower* me: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?"

"How to sound Australian. Say ""good eye might"" aloud."