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Joke of the Day
"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."
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"Tommy Cooper gag A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor ""Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth."
"Once you go black... You're a single mother."
"What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
"What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver? An Uber mensche."
"[being mugged] ME: can i keep things of sentimental value? ROBBER: ok ME:[pulling things from wallet] my favorite cash...my lucky debit card"
"Why do Canadians like to do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game :D"
"A salesman rings the doorbell..."
"My friend has a PHD. Even though he only has a Public Highschool Diploma, he has been living a pretty happy life. Side note: My father loves to make this joke, so I had to share."
"I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners Cordless and with powerful suction"