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Joke of the Day

"doc: how is your headache? she: he is doing fine."

"Used lettuce for my burger bun tonight. I've never been more prepared to become your most hated Facebook friend."

"What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !"

"How many muscles does a chicken have in its neck? Just enough to hold it's pecker up..."

"The Student Special Okay, so my friend and I went into a Chinese restaurant for lunch. They have student specials labled as K1, K2, K3, and K4. He walks up and asks for a K9."

"A black guy walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender looks at him and says, ""That thing is really cool! Where did you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""Detroit"""

"I want to write a mystery novel. Or Do I ?"

"*On date* Her: hey, how are you? Me: yeah really g.. BRAIN: *interrupting* TELL HER THAT RAP ABOUT ANTS YOU MADE UP ON THE WAY HERE."

"Why can't Irish people become lawyers? Because of their inability to pass the bar! Credit to my dad for this one"

"My girlfriend got an abortion She said she didn't want another sister to compete with."