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Joke of the Day
"Facebook: the only book teens read these days."
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"I am the designated driver of 5 40ish women attending a wine tasting. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated during this difficult time."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? You call him a pilot you fucking racist."
"How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket"
"*looks at selfie* ""Hmmm I need more flattering lighting"" *tries again inside an unlit abandoned coal mine* ""ahhh much better"""
"Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like G.I Joe doll put in a microwave on high for twenty minutes"
"A man walks into a bar Ouch."
"In honor of the Million Muslim March... What do you get when you add a million lesbians to the Million Man March? Two million people that don't do dick."
"""I hate drama"" said the woman who continued to place herself squarely in the center of it."
"I can hear music coming out of my printer... I think the papers jammin' again"