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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a feminist manager. Miss. Management."

"Yahoo news reports that Johnny Manziel was forced to sit in the middle seat of an airliner. I guess they should have let him fly the plane."

"Ketchup bottle farts are just as funny as people farts."

"I gave a lawyer some Viagra. All it did was make him taller for a little while."

"Asked my friend who works at the tampon store if he could get me a discount He said he'd pull some strings."

"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."

"I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!"

"What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool? What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties."

"Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say ""it's time to chase my dreams!"" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep."

"A popular Muslim wants into a new bar That place really blew up"