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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a feminist manager. Miss. Management."

"What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream? NASCAR"

"Wow, I must look really hot tonight working out, everyone is totally staring at me. *walking on treadmill with a candy bar and a Pepsi"

"I met a guy who could put his dick in his ass. He was pretty full of himself."

"Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones? Because he has a LED-TV."

"How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid? Mini-mom wage."

"""Thanks for sending me that 17 second cellphone video from that concert you went to! The audio and video were amazing!"" - said no one, ever"

"God hates fags The smoke annoys him."

"What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."

"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?"