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Joke of the Day

"Boy: ""Isn't the principal a dummy!"" Girl: ""Say, do you know who I am?"" Boy: ""No."" Girl: ""I'm the principal's daughter."" Boy: ""And do you know who I am?"" Girl: ""No,"" Boy: ""Thank god!"""

"Walks into a room - A doctor walks into a patient's room ...and decides to update the chart. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a thermometer and says ""Great! What asshole has my pen?"""

"One for the Mexican holiday. What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro Sinko."

"It's a good thing Maradona isn't still playing. Who knows what he'd do when the ref sprays that white line on the pitch."

"Is it just me Or do you find pressing F5 refreshing?"

"Did you hear Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend broke up? It wasn't twerking out."

"I dream of becoming a selfie photographer.. I can just picture myself doing it."

"How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way -- unique up on him."

"My son just handed me a duck & a pig from his puzzle & smiled as if that made us ""even"" for all the food/clothing I've given him."

"I took my family out to an authentic Chinese restaurant. My wife and I had chow mein and my daughter built 3 iPhones"