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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!"

"A father walks up to his son... and says to him, ""Do we have any more dopted?"" The son says, ""What's a dopted?"" ""You are!"" ""Dad, that's not funny."" ""I'm not your dad!"" (Credit to my bartender Casey)"

"Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad"

"What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaand eeeeeeyeeee"

"Fact: It is against league rules for an NFL player to own a pet duck. It's considered a personal fowl."

"The main difference between men and women.... .... is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used."

"Why is it called PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken."

"An Italian woman walks in on her husband giving a man a ""Golden Shower"". In her dumbfounded state, the shocked woman could only think of one thing to say. ""European!"""

"Keep death off our roads Drive on the pavement. . ."

"What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal? Luckily Charms"