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Joke of the Day
"Hey, baby, I wish you were my definite integral so you'd be the thing underneath me."
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"So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar... and was immediately disqualified."
"If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. It's science"
"My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night."
"I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers."
"Me: ""Bond."" *lowers sunglasses* ""James Bond."" Cashier: ""You've been doing that for 35 minutes. Are you going to buy the sunglasses or not?"""
"What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net."
"What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back? A mummy bear"
"What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!"
"My ex-wife got a job in Huston giving back-rubs in Walmart She's the Texas Chain Store Massager"