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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the sky She missed"
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"What's a zergling's favourite newspaper? The Guardian."
"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."
"What happens when you plant a sesame seed? Does a sesame grow? What is a sesame? Where my botanists at? Where the hell am I?"
"What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying? It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)"
"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file."
"Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother."
"Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean."
"What's a capitalist's favourite dessert? PROFITeroles. Bad, I know."
"I'm trying to figure out which iPhone to buy. The black one runs faster, but the white one actually works."