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Joke of the Day

"What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying? It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)"

"Why Chinese vet never hungry? Dog have rice."

"I've been feeling really dizzy since yesterday I think I need to stop these New Year revolutions."

"Yeah, Lisa ""Left Eye"" died in a car accident... Apparently, she was hanging out of the passenger side of her best friends ride."

"Have I told you lately... ...is the least romantic line a toll-collector ever said to his girlfriend."

"I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables ""Lame is."""

"Sometimes ""4 star hotel"" means 4 porn stars have stayed there. In the same room. At the same time. With a camera crew. And a goat."

"What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts? I don't even wanna talk to the living."

"EXCLUSIVE OFFER: 1,000 tampons for only $5 No strings attached."

"What's white and sticky? What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds? . The second coming of the Lord"