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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."
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"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks"
"Whats the best time to go to the dentist? 4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse"
"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."
"the dead are the best people to not show respect to. suck it, anonymous author of the epic of gilgamesh. I can run& breathe. your just bones"
"How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!"
"What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them."
"My roommate said I might be schizophrenic. But what does he know I don't even have a roommate."
"My brother lost his job at the rubber factory ... but I think he'll bounce back."
"[in front of fire] DATE: I'm still kinda cold *she looks at my jacket* ME: Oh! Yeah *I take off jacket & throw it in fire* That oughta do it"