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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."

"Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb? Feminists can't change anything."

"[cocktail party] Me: [swirls brandy] Brandy: PUT ME DOWN"

"Russia might not celebrate thanksgiving but I'm pretty sure they will be frying a turkey."

"Did you hear about the blond who got pregnant? She wasn't sure if the baby was hers!"

"I like to put my passengers as ease by pointing out where all the airbags are. Ending the safety message with ""Just in case I crash again"""

"Superman Joke Your clear history button has saved more lives than Superman"

"My girlfriend's reason for leaving me was because she still hadn't found what she was looking for I replied with ""oh, U2"""

"Why do black men wear baggy trousers? Because their knee grows."

"Trying 2 improve my self image, so I placed a note on my mirror that reads ""objects are smaller than they appear."""