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Joke of the Day
"What's a capitalist's favourite dessert? PROFITeroles. Bad, I know."
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"What's the difference? What's the difference between jam and jelly? I CANT JELLY MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!"
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"What is the difference between a gay man and a hot dog? One is an oscar meyer weiner, the other admires oscar's weinner"
"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."
"What do two horny astronauts do in the orbiting satellite? (NSFW) They Fuck Around"
"What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."
"98% of lawyers give the other 2% a bad name"
"I once tried eating a clock it was very time consuming"
"You'll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everybody."