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Joke of the Day

"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file."

"Yo Mama so fat her Patronus was a cheeseburger.."

"I love cheese! Cheese: I have a boyfriend"

"What do you call a Muslim with a piece of ham on his head Hamed... What do you call one with two pieces of ham on his head Morhamed"

"Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!"

"Maybe the Loch Ness Monster is really just giraffes that don't want people to know they like to swim YOU DON'T KNOW"

"Once a person turns 60, the ""reply all"" feature should no longer be available to them when sending emails."

"DON'T shoot for the moon if you miss, you will land among the stars alone and asphyxiating"

"Did you guys hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not yelling and screaming, like the people in his car"