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Joke of the Day
"What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh? You made m'laugh."
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"[School] Teacher: What's ur biggst fear? Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger"
"I played the word ""mature"" in a game of Scrabble. My friend played ""immature"" and got the Triple Word Score so I flipped the board over."
"""Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"" -""A little early isn't it, Woody?"" -""For a beer?"" -""No, for stupid questions."""
"""asparagai"" is what i call multiple asparagus, but don't take my word for it. get your own word for multiple asparagus"
"A hole was discovered in the fence of a nudist community. Police are looking into it."
"I just returned from a concert put on by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra... ... ... Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."
"Why can't deer get marred? Because they can't elope"
"What is west saharan favourite number? Data not avalible."
"What does the right kidney say to the left one when he is mad at the other? Don't make me stone you to death.."