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Joke of the Day

"Well, I was going to make a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy..."

"My friend kees saying ' cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole of water' I know he means well."

"I know you can't compare apples to oranges... ...but two apples do make a pear."

"Why is Yoda the worst copilot? ""Yoda, are we still going the right way?"" ""Off course we are"""

"[Knock Knock] Halloween 1981, the Potter Household Voldemort: knock knock James: Who's there Voldemort: You know James: You know who? Voldemort: Correct James: ... James: Fuck"

"Good cop: WHAT ARE YOU DOING - HE WAS UNARMED Dog cop: *plants a vacuum cleaner on body*"

"I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious."

"Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean? Student - that you need a smaller bra!"

"I recently watched the news medias report on the presidential coverage. That's the joke."

"Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other."