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Joke of the Day
"Why can't deer get marred? Because they can't elope"
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"Just once can we make someone regret inviting 10,000 people to their Facebook event."
"They dont just hate him Chris' family doesn't just hate him, they ate him too"
"Take a chill pill? I had a friend overdose on chill pills you insensitive prick!"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."
"If you wake up on Christmas morning with a bad taste in your mouth Remember, Santa only comes around once a year to empty his sack."
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus"
"""If life hands me lemons I'll be an Arnold Palmer."" - Ice T"
"Q: Why are cows always broke? A: The farmers milk them dry."
"CHIPOTLE MANAGER: we can't figure out why these e.coli outbreaks keep happening ME: [bathing in a tub of salsa in the back] ya very weird"