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Joke of the Day

"Why can't deer get marred? Because they can't elope"

"Yo mama so ugly... ...when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says ""STAY OVER THERE!"""

"In LGBTQ acronym, ""Q"" stands for ""queer"" or ""questioning""... It's the ""Don't ask, can't tell"" sexual orientation."

"*is at the movies with hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around her* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front* *dies*"

"I have a rude joke about Canadians! Sorry?"

"A Sausage and an egg in a frying pan. Sausage says: 'It's hot in here.' Egg replies: 'A talking sausage!'"

"What's the difference between a computer program and global warming? One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!"

"I was going to tell a gay joke Butt fuck it"

"I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app."

"Marriage: when hanging out goes way too far."