200232

Joke of the Day

"I just returned from a concert put on by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra... ... ... Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."

"I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography."

"Starting chatting to a 14 year old girl online... Started chatting to a super sexy and flirty 14 year old girl online, and she just told me she's an undercover cop.... How fucking cool is that!"

"What's a teenage fish's favorite website? Prawn Hub"

"I feel sorry for the people who are supporting Hillary. Living without a brain must be difficult."

"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"

"*sees guy dressed as ghost for Halloween* Hey buddy thats not funny, my grandma is a ghost"

"Mommy I got an A ""Mommy! Mommy! I got an A"" says Tommy to his mommy ""So what? You still have cancer!"" says mommy"

"confucius say when you take old hooker to all you can eat seafood you walk away with a big bag of crabs"

"Taking candy from an American baby is, like, really hard."