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Joke of the Day

"So a group of nerve cells are mingling for the first time. They look really nervous."

"What's the worst part about dating a French horn player? Whenever you kiss, they shove their fist up your ass."

"It's funny how women change. I never really noticed it until I set up my webcam in Topshop."

"So I got my blood test results back... apparently I did good, got an A+"

"Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them they'd break"

"Do they sell 2017 calendars by the month? Not sure I want to commit to a full year."

"John McAfee's doing paper work to become president... Time for America to become bloated and slow..."

"What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese? Feta"

"If you could travel the world with only one person, who would that be? Dora. She has like everything in her backpack."

"I went to www.match.com Better luck on www.ancestry.com"