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Joke of the Day
"So a group of nerve cells are mingling for the first time. They look really nervous."
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"Condoleeza Rice went by Condoleeza Couscous in college."
"I was so embarrassed when I got an erection during a prostate exam. Especially when they found out I'm not even a doctor."
"Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics? Because they never have any sandwiches."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper."
"TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face whoops wrong scrub"
"unrelated but I believe strongly that Woody Woodpecker is a lesbian"
"[bill gates house] Bill: What's on at the cinema? Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see."
"Why is Santa's sack so large? He only comes once a year."
"ME AS A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: I signed you both up for Tinder *1 week later ME: You still want a divorce? THEM: OMG NO THAT WAS HORRIFYING"