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Joke of the Day
"unrelated but I believe strongly that Woody Woodpecker is a lesbian"
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"Two things I will never grasp in life: 1. What to write in birthday cards. 2. What to do when people are singing happy birthday to me."
"Why did the prostitute die? Because fuck you, thats why."
"Money doesn't grow on trees unless you are a pot dealer"
"Please stop sending me sexy photos of yourselves, ladies. You're distracting me while I try to read this book on reverse psychology."
"Why was the salt upset. Because his best friend went to join the peperami."
"One night I dreamt that I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted."
"The old ones are the best ones... ...unless we're talking about pornstars of course."
"Book that helped Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""
"I keep making Freudian sex, I mean, slips."