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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's sack so large? He only comes once a year."
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"What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull? A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies."
"Why does a midget laugh while running Because the grass tickles his balls"
"Irony is lost on kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally."
"How do we get rid of Ebola? Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane"
"What is Hitler's favorite chocolate? Fuhrerro Rocher"
"I checked an anti-gravity book out of the library... I just can't put it down."
"What came first, internet porn or ""clear all search history""?"
"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."
"Doctor: You have bronchitis Me: OMG I've always wanted a dinosaur!What do I feed it?"