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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face whoops wrong scrub"
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"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field"
"A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone."
"Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class."
"There should be a multi-event competition for finding out who the funniest people in the world are. We could call it the LOLympics."
"What's worse than morning wood? Mourning wood"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? [fixed] You can hang the picture with only one nail."
"I just saw a spider on the wall, I went to hit it -- it just fell and ran away. I was all, 'Oh my God, he knows what I look like.'"
"How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!"
"She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather"