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Joke of the Day

"[bill gates house] Bill: What's on at the cinema? Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see."

"Free of Charge A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""

"What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children? A PDFile."

"I like my black people like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"I think I owe my vibrator a Valentines Day card."

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. ( this joke made me laugh my butt of when i was a kid)"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? because his wife died."

"What's the Pope's least favorite human bone? The blasphemur."

"What's worse than sucking 12 raw oysters out of your grandma's vagina? Realizing you only put in 11"

"What's the difference between a school teacher and a train? A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo."