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Joke of the Day
"Condoleeza Rice went by Condoleeza Couscous in college."
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"My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death ""Jokes on you"" I said ""if I die in battle I'll go straight to Valhalla"""
"Good Ol' Fashion My favorite thing about a good ol' fashion DVD porno is the gag reel."
"TIL that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates."
"judge: ""you have chosen to defend yourself, is that correct?"" me: [muffled from inside full suit of armour] ""that's correct"""
"Dad: ""So what are you going to do after you graduate?"" Me: ""well, mom said we'll probably go out somewhere to eat"""