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Joke of the Day

"I was so embarrassed when I got an erection during a prostate exam. Especially when they found out I'm not even a doctor."

"TIL Cleopatra lived closer to me than the pyramids. I live in Alexandria, so did she, and the pyramids are 200km away."

"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women With cream in her"

"How do you organize a space party? You Planet"

"What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet? There's Noel."

"So afraid of commitment I only play ""Words With Acquaintances""."

"Never Never Never tell someone you are patient. They will test you..."

"Man, Trump has gotten a tremendous amounts of votes... Would be a shame if someone deleted them"

"I have high blood pressure, but my dogs don't. So, from now on I'm only getting upset about squirrels and mailmen."

"A chemist discovered a revolutionary new compound of technetium, sulfur, helium, and bismuth. It got him tons of BiTcHeS."