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Joke of the Day

"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"What do you call it when a banana eats another banana? Canabananalism"

"What type of jokes don't work Dark jokes."

"My wife accused me of being immature... I told her to get out of my fort."

"Why did the skeleton not go to his prom? he had noBODY to go with."

"*ties husband's hands to headboard* *turns out lights* *opens laptop* ""Welcome to my PowerPoint presentation 'Curtains: How About These?'"""

"What comes after the third car? The ford car."

"What do a call a fish with no eyes A blind fish"

"A Programmer goes to the store to buy groceries... .... and while he's there, his wife calls and says: ""While you're out, get some eggs."" He never returns."