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Joke of the Day
"Hell, even an 80-year-old prostitute works more often than twitter."
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"I like my women like I like my student debt Always there and constantly fucking me"
"Nothing freaks me out like when I'm ordering from a Chinese restaurant and I ask ""What kind of meat is that?"" and they answer ""yes"""
"What do you call it when you think you've lost your Italian cured meat, but then you find it again? A falsalami"
"How does an astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse it."
"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."
"Yes autocorrect, I was trying to find some 'amazon' weed"
"What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall? Art"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field."
"The Best Sean Connery Joke In EXISTENCE! (Read in Mr. Connery's voice) Ash I wash walking through my houshe, a book fell on me. I had only myshelf to blame."