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Joke of the Day
"Hell, even an 80-year-old prostitute works more often than twitter."
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"If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer ...oh wait, he does."
"Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines."
"What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!"
"If i had a dollar for every time i had an existential crisis... it wouldn't matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless"
"A man carrying his wife. She asks him to put her down. ""All right, you're an idiot."" he replied."
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He's always nailed to the boards...."
"""You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need."""
"What are caterpillars afraid of? Doggerpillars."
"i failed a piss test at work you guys. Yeah, I made a poop instead! Hahahaha"