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Joke of the Day
"A libertarian vote walks out of a bar ... ... and goes, ""God, I'm wasted."""
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"The purest love in the world exists between a rapper and his exotic fish tank."
"Pants should have to wear pants so they understand why it sucks to wear pants."
"Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone."
"'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called ?'"
"Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead? The investiGATOR"
"Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction."
"Premature ejectualation dinner party tonight, there's no formal dress code... Just come in your pants."
"whenever my Girlfriend say something funny... i reply: Hahahahahhavesexwithmehahahah"
"""Please! There's no need to interact with me. I'm just here to observe."" -me in every social situation"