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Joke of the Day
"Yes autocorrect, I was trying to find some 'amazon' weed"
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"A bodybuilder asks a doctor for a pill that will enhance his muscles and increase the size of his penis and tan his skin Here, I'll prescribe you some testostyrone"
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!"
"The problem with kissing a perfect 10 Is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."
"I'm thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there's this thing called Google now."
"What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight."
"Clothes are just, human shaped blankets."
"I don't always have a cool Facebook status, but when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment."
"Why was Chic-Fil-A founded? So that the choir boys could get more meat in their mouth besides the Reverend."
"How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ? The latter represents people that win."