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Joke of the Day

"The Best Sean Connery Joke In EXISTENCE! (Read in Mr. Connery's voice) Ash I wash walking through my houshe, a book fell on me. I had only myshelf to blame."

"I got a new job crushing cans... It's so depressing..."

"Did you hear about the kind and humble Jew that donated a lot of money to charity? Neither did I."

"Did you hear about the farmer who equipped all his horses with firearms? He was a man who really wanted more bang for his buck."

"I thought the baseball was getting bigger.. Then it hit me."

"I don't get why Robert and Cersei never seemed to get along... They didn't even have a legitimate issue."

"What do you do when nothing goes right? Go left"

"If it was Raining Men I doubt anyone'd say Hallelujah. Pretty sure people'd be screaming things like, ""Augh! That guy just killed my mom!"""

"At this point, I think the people on ""The Walking Dead"" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them."

"Woah guys, did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together? OMg!"