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Joke of the Day
"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."
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"How long does it take for an African mom to shit? 9 months..."
"What is cookie monsters favorite war? Vietnom nom nom nom"
"What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun? As far away as possible. *cough* shameful *cough*"
"What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes? A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro"
"I had a dream that I ate 5lbs marshmallow... I woke up and my pillow was gone."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today!"
"I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other."
"One alternative to having kids is to hire two people to sit in your car and start a loud argument every time your favorite song comes on."
"Wanna go to Copenhagen? Amsterdam sure"