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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall? Art"
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"What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions? A crime fighter."
"My Wife is refusing to fry any food and is insisting on eating healthier. She is turning into a Kitchen Nazi. She keeps sticking everything in the oven."
"My girlfriend got her period today... ...and I guess, since I'm the adult in this relationship, I'm going to have to have ""the talk"" with her. They grow up so fast..."
"Life would be more fun if every time we sneezed we lifted off the ground a few feet and came back down in slow motion"
"What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink? Si, era Missed"
"WHY couldnet anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game."
"I'll never forget my grandfather last words to me ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""
"Horton must be a first base coach... Since he hears a who."
"What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas? I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."